My Day Without ABC
no tv for a day
by gideon evans


i before e -- not anymore
by david storck

It's a Man's World

fashion victims or just plain dictators?
by mark goldblatt

Chicken News: The Reaction

chickens are people too, damn it
by laura buchholz

Elect Jon James for Cult Leader!

it's democracy in action
by sam riegel & rob blatt

Mexican Proofreading Ring Discovered

corporate cost cutting
laura buchholz

Ring Around a Rosie

talk show poetry
by thomas blake

summer, 2000

This duct will make you laugh until your brain hurts. You might need medical care to keep from choking on your own lung when you read the satires, parodies and wackiness contained herein.