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http://ducts.sundresspublications.com/content/memoirs/how-to-find-your-son-and-save-him-from-bears-and-machete-wielding-zombies/ The Webzine of Personal Stories Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:19:58 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.5 http://ducts.sundresspublications.com/content/memoirs/how-to-find-your-son-and-save-him-from-bears-and-machete-wielding-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-23989 Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:19:58 +0000 http://www.ducts.org/content/?p=3410#comment-23989 Wonderful piece! Thank you for writing this — i started reading already tense because my 11 year old son is on his way home with a serious concussion — and it only ramped up my anxiety, as it should have. Now I have to take a hot bath and calm down. Very funny. I laughed at each iteration of potential disasters.

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