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Who is | he tangoed in Paris bribed his way into Mexico yodeled in the Venezuelan Andes soloed in Carnegie Hall swam with deadly sea turtles in Costa Rica partied with a Colombian transsexual gogo dancer and an Italian lingerie salesman in a train on his way to Wein got rubbed-down by an 80 year old hashish junkie wearing only a beanie and speedo in a 900 year old Moroccan bathhouse did a tour of duty in 'Nam explored Vulcan (Canada, that is) shopped duty free in Colombia ate the best gnocchis of his life in Buenos Aires skinny-dipped with fashion models in Taiwan hustled pool in Zurich discovered undersea treasure in the Philippines witnessed bizarre sex acts in Bangkok bought a BENZ in Germany and drove it on the Autobahn had his body greased-down with chicken innards during a Cuban Santeria ritual to dispel the death curse of an old girlfriend and most recently -- crashed the Communist Party's party in Beijing!
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