Naked
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he
tangoed in Paris
bribed his way into Mexico yodeled in the Venezuelan Andes soloed in Carnegie Hall swam
with deadly sea turtles in Costa
Rica partied
with a Colombian transsexual gogo dancer and an Italian lingerie
salesman in a train on his way to Wein got
rubbed-down by an 80 year old hashish
junkie wearing only a beanie and speedo
in a 900 year old Moroccan bathhouse did a tour of duty in 'Nam explored Vulcan (Canada, that is) shopped
duty free in Colombia ate
the best gnocchis of his life in
Buenos Aires skinny-dipped with fashion models in Taiwan hustled pool in Zurich discovered undersea treasure in the Philippines witnessed bizarre sex acts in Bangkok bought a BENZ in Germany and drove it on the Autobahn had his body greased-down with chicken innards during a Cuban Santeria ritual to dispel the death curse of an old girlfriend and most recently -- crashed the Communist Party's party in Beijing!
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He's
NAKED MAN You
can read about his adventures
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