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https://ducts.sundresspublications.com/content/humor/call-now-i-stop-at-nothing/ The Webzine of Personal Stories Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:20:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.5 https://ducts.sundresspublications.com/content/humor/call-now-i-stop-at-nothing/comment-page-1/#comment-10403 Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:20:30 +0000 http://www.ducts.org/content/?p=3256#comment-10403 Thanks, W.K. Though, as a lawyer, I must point out that the author of this piece is in no way liable for the additional fines, beatings, bludgeonings and/or beheadings you are likely to receive from said police officer.
-Dan Morey
PS. If you’re interested, I recently put up a website with links to more of my writing here: danmorey.weebly.com

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