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Britney Spears Kidnaps Jolie-Pitt Kids<\/h2>\n

Los Angeles, February 5, 2008<\/p>\n

O<\/span>ops, she did it again!\u00a0 After seeming to put her life back in order – and still faced with the possibility of losing her children to her ex-husband Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has kidnapped the children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh – and is currently holding them hostage at a Fatburger in Santa Monica.\u00a0 “These kids travel too much!” the pop-tart was overheard yelling out of the restaurant’s drive thru window.\u00a0 “We live here now!” she screamed.\u00a0 But is a Fatburger the best place to raise children?\u00a0 Beverly Hills nutritionist Jane Wonderbeak, who has not treated the Jolie-Pitt children, says, “If she feeds Shiloh, say, a Kingburger with a fried egg on it, the child could explode.”\u00a0 Yikes.\u00a0 Britney, please, don’t feed that baby one more time!\u00a0<\/p>\n

<\/a>What do YOU think?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Omg, Brit, I luv ya babe, but get back on the meds.\u00a0 ;)\u00a0<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Um... what?\u00a0 Why do we care about some tramp stealing the illegitimate children of two robots?\u00a0 Why are we still talking about this?\u00a0 Someone should give Trash-ney an appletini and shoot her into space.\u00a0 Celebrities are all just rich, pampered jerks who won’t stop rubbing my inadequacies in my face.<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Here is a little girl who is in pain.\u00a0 She is a human being and clearly has serious problems just like the rest of us.\u00a0 Why can’t we stop judging her?\u00a0 Because we like some of her songs?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Bonnielamas1234567 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Dear Winner,<\/p>\n

This is to inform you that you have won the money of $900,00,0000.\u00a0 We found your email address and gave you the money, which explains why you didn’t play the lottery and won money.\u00a0 To receive your money, contact your Claims Agent, Reverend Beans McDrummond at revbeans@hotmail.com, within 10 days with the following information:<\/p>\n

Full Name<\/p>\n

Same Gender Throughout Life?<\/p>\n

Bank Account Number<\/p>\n

Congratulations!<\/p>\n

Ms. Bonnie Lamas<\/p>\n

Email Lottery Coordinator<\/p>\n

General Motors to Cut 92% of Staff, Vows to Just Make Steering Wheels<\/strong><\/p>\n

Detroit, February 5, 2008<\/p>\n

General Motors, perhaps recognizing the apparent hopelessness of their fiscal prospects, stated that it would throw up its hands and “just give up,” according to a company spokesman.\u00a0 “People hate GM cars.\u00a0 And we understand that,” said Barney Eldridge, just before losing his job.\u00a0 “But they love our steering wheels.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

What do YOU think?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

omg, those poor people.\u00a0 :0\u00a0 My dad used to have a Ford... but then he got a job!\u00a0 Hahahaha lol.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Oh, boo-hoo, a bunch of morons lost their jobs.\u00a0 Who cares?\u00a0 It’s called capitalism, jerks.\u00a0 Deal with it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

What everyone seems to be forgetting is that those people that lost their jobs.\u00a0 They’re real human beings, not characters in the latest video game, “Buck Rogers” or “Spartacus” or whathaveyou.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Buck Rogers?\u00a0 What r u, 100?\u00a0 How did u lrn 2 use a computer?\u00a0 Or do u think this glowing box is alive?\u00a0 And r u Bob or Janice?\u00a0 Make up yr mind!<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Ah, ageism.\u00a0 The last refuge of a simple minded delinquent.\u00a0 I hope you one day become unemployed and feel the pain and humiliation of joblessness.\u00a0 And Janice and I are separated, if you must know.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Billybilly888888 writes:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dearest One,<\/p>\n

What is your name!\u00a0 My name is Billy and my sister, also named Billy, live in Nigeria in Africa – have you heard of it?\u00a0 I love Spider-Man, too.\u00a0 But our parents are dead.\u00a0 Militia jackals burned our home, called us names, taught us incorrect arithmetic.\u00a0 Will you help us?\u00a0 Father told us to find non-jackal Americans to save our US$5million before the government jackals find it.\u00a0 You can have 10% of the money.\u00a0 And you can maybe have sister Billy.\u00a0 Please send your bank account number and social security number so I can send the money to you.\u00a0 God bless you.\u00a0 And Spider-Man bless you.<\/p>\n

30 Iraqi School Children Are Injured in a Wave of Sectarian Violence<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kerbala, February 5, 2008<\/p>\n

A school field trip took a turn for the worst as a bus carrying 30 school children was caught in the crossfire between Sunnis, Shiites, Kurds and, curiously, Mexican Zapatistas in Kerbala yesterday.\u00a0<\/p>\n

What do YOU think?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

TMI!\u00a0 (jk!)\u00a0 Seriously, who takes a bus to school?\u00a0 Lol.<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Helloooooooo?\u00a0 There’s a war going on, everybody.\u00a0 Maybe a field trip is not the best idea.\u00a0 And why should we feel more sorry for kids than we do for adults?\u00a0 Because they’re smaller?\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen, I hope you are never in a position of power or have a say in anything.\u00a0 You’re talking about children!<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

What I’m talking about, bobandjaniceinlove, is reality.\u00a0 u can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and u can’t free a country without injuring some children.<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Omg, a friend of mine just sent me a hilarious joke about Priscilla Presley’s face.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 Wtf?\u00a0 Brb.<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

I didn’t understand any of that.\u00a0 Was it English?\u00a0 Was it even human?<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Whoa, look who’s deciding what’s human – the half man\/half woman.\u00a0 Look, this isn’t one of your she-male-child love chat rooms.\u00a0 You’re not going to find a mate here, weirdo.<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Very mature, Prityh8musheen.\u00a0 I suppose anyone that accuses you of being an ignoramus is a pervert, is that it?\u00a0 Well, then, yes, I guess I am a pervert.<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

He admitted it!\u00a0 Help!\u00a0 Predator alert!\u00a0 So what upset you more about the busload of children?\u00a0 That they were hurt or that you didn’t get to touch them?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Omg, u guys.\u00a0 Nervous lol.\u00a0 My father just had a heart attack.\u00a0 They took him to the hospital!<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Newsflash, crzzygrl101.\u00a0 No one cares!\u00a0 Wait, is there a children’s ward?\u00a0 Bobandjaniceinlove might want to come with you.<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

That’s it, I’m signing off.\u00a0 I was just trying to read the news!<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Hfs, Britney just got married again!\u00a0 Inside the Fatburger!\u00a0 To one of the burgers!<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Ugh, I wish Britney had been on that bus with those Iraqi kids.\u00a0 Whoopi Goldberg, too.<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Lol.\u00a0 Prityh8musheen, are you cute?<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Maybe.\u00a0 Are you fat?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Nope.<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Any self esteem?<\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

I wish!<\/p>\n

Prityh8musheen writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

IM me.\u00a0 britneysucks@im.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Crzzygrl101 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

;P<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

I’m back.<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Hello?<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

:(<\/p>\n

Jjennny69 writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Hiya!<\/p>\n

I have nothing to do at night and I just moved to town and need to talk to someone and I want to show you something.\u00a0 Are you interested?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Bobandjaniceinlove writes:<\/u><\/p>\n

Yes.\u00a0 Yes, I am. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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