responsive-lightbox domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/sundre5/ducts.sundresspublications.com/content/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114Author’s note: I recently wrote a first-grade level reader, to be published later this year. The publisher restricted me to a list of 126 words, as well as any word that could be constructed from a simple consonant-vowel-consonant combination. (Dr. Seuss’ <\/em>The Cat In The Hat, by contrast, was written from a list of 223 words.) After days of fruitless labor, I was no closer to my goal – but I did manage to produce the following text within the assigned parameters.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n I<\/span> can say shit. I am not the man I can be. Sam is a good mom. The time is at hand. If I have to say shit, Can I? Author’s note: I recently wrote a first-grade level reader, to be published later this year. The publisher restricted me to a list of 126 words, as well as any word that could be constructed from a simple consonant-vowel-consonant combination. (Dr. Seuss’ The Cat In The Hat, by contrast, was written from a list of 223 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ducts.sundresspublications.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShit is good to say.
\nI can say “tit.”
\nI can say “bum.”
\nI can say “You are a bad, bad cat.”
\nThis is fun for me.<\/p>\n
\nI do not see as far as you do.
\nShow me a bed, and I run to it.
\nShow me a job, and I am sad.
\nI am a bad, bad cat.<\/p>\n
\nShe can do a lot.
\nShe sees that I am not so good -
\nThat I am a bad, bad cat.
\nThis is not fun for me.
\nNor for her.<\/p>\n
\nTime for me to say shit to you.
\nA lot of shit, such a lot.
\nTit.
\nBum.
\nYou are a bad, bad cat.
\nOh, that was fun.<\/p>\n
\nCan it be good shit?
\nGood shit that is not so ABC?
\nCan I say shit you will not get?
\nShit that a bad, bad cat can say?
\nNot tit, not bum, but ...
\nBut ...<\/p>\n
\nOr am I not the bad, bad cat that I wish I was? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"