Was I allergic to fatherhood?
"It's a mistake to pick pets for their looks..."
I was in the machine up to my waist...
It might require a more sophisticated race then our own to point out that a finely made gardening tool can be romantic...
Nola had always wanted a girl.
Not sure if you received my last update...
Sometimes, I would even think about Jesus.
Can you call Security on Security?
I’ll never understand what she was doing naked...