You repeat expressions again and again until they’re as comfortable as an old pair of shoes.
An “anal prolapse” is an accurate metaphor for how I have generally felt about these pets.
I saw the world, but not by choice.
Greg and Marcia run against each other for class president and Marcia accuses Greg of spreading fake news.
I was dealing with the misery of PMS at the time: bloating, spotting, cramps, and an insatiable appetite wit
I’ll watch anything with a Real Housewife in it. I say this with no pride and little understanding. I have no preferences.
Every dog must have his day and every pup his pedigree.
Every dog must have its day, and every pup its pedigree.