...which she blamed on the bone-liquefying, falsetto shrieks I emitted...

...they had to go and make good and evil obvious.

...like being stabbed with jabbing, knifing, cold air.

....took her to a twisted Dali-esque landscape...

That’s some catch, that Catch 22

...Notice to Cease in bold, black, capital letters at the top.

...that panoramic city of kaleidoscopic hues.

...a call from your urologist at 10 p.m. is not a delivery of good news.