You repeat expressions again and again until they’re as comfortable as an old pair of shoes.

An “anal prolapse” is an accurate metaphor for how I have generally felt about these pets.

I saw the world, but not by choice.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for class president and Marcia accuses Greg of spreading fake news.

I was dealing with the misery of PMS at the time: bloating, spotting, cramps, and an insatiable appetite wit

I’ll watch anything with a Real Housewife in it. I say this with no pride and little understanding. I have no preferences.

Every dog must have his day and every pup his pedigree.

 

Every dog must have its day, and every pup its pedigree.