"It's a mistake to pick pets for their looks..."

I was in the machine up to my waist...

It might require a more sophisticated race then our own to point out that a finely made gardening tool can be romantic...

Nola had always wanted a girl.

Not sure if you received my last update...

Sometimes, I would even think about Jesus.

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Can you call Security on Security?

I’ll never understand what she was doing naked...