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Ducts.org - Humor
I hope the good doctors at Betty Ford can help me try to live a more minimalist lifestyle.

But u ignore me like i am a pencil that has disappointed you.

Now, you might be asking why did I have a human brain in the first place and where did I get it?

Luckily, I’m not an ethical man. I’m a lawyer.

The street was full of children searching for sweets...

Three poor women vie for the affections of a hot young millionaire!

Regret consumes me the second I press send.

"When will it power?" the old woman says...

I will plan better next time.